Guess who tagged me?..
is pure evil, I tell you..
She doesn’t even like my Oprah Winfrey imitations! O_o
I’m heartbroken now.. And to cure it, I decided to do this one x3
Feel free to fill this one out yourself as well ^^


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (The last person who gave a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it Last year Under the bus and I saw you Carve your initials into My father. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break Our friendship.

Disgusting regards,
Nicole

Don’t take it personal, I was only doing what I was told

I know this journal is too long, I'll take care of it later!

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October 5th:
I.. am so pissed..
Lately I've been getting "into" photo manipulation.. So, I decided to give it a go and try my best at it, right?..
Right..
So, yesterday.. I worked on something for like.. half a day and.. It wasn't even that bad! I'm not saying it was good, cause it was my very first thing, but I was a bit satisfied so far..
And then..
I was struck by doom ;__;
That f*cking photoshop! It suddenly did something weird O_o So, I wanted to undo my last action, making it.. not.. responding.. and.. Closing.. the.. application.. Yes.. It.. closed..
And I was soo caught up in doing what I was doing.. I.. didn't safe.. my.. work.. and.. now..
It's all gone.. ;__;
I swear, I cried But seriously, I was soo pissed, and still am a bit, cause.. I don't know EXACTLY all actions I did..
I will start over, but.. I don't know, it's not the same.. Hours of work, just.. gone..
I've read it more often in other people's journals, but now.. I really know what it's like..
Anyway.. I needed to get it out of my system..
And if any of you have good advice, tutorials or whatever about photo manip, please?

I suck XD


Oh yeah, IMPORTANT!!!!:

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans


Please repost this if you are FOR gay marriage.






If you´re AGAINST THE DISCRIMINATION, copy this text into your introduction:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. PLZ.

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September 22th:
Hiii!

I sooooo needed to upload my journal for ages! -___-'
But I just didn't know what to write, and honestly, I still don't know
At the moment I'm working on all kinds of things.. I have like.. 6 stories I'm writing at the same time.. All kinds of drawings/paintings that are unfinished and that I just don't seem to find the time or willing-ness for to finish..
And on top of that, it's awfully busy.. This month is the end of the fiscal year at work, meaning we have to work EXTRA hard to get as many goals that are set for the year as possible to get a good result..
In other words: I'm already kinda dead right now
But worse: The time I get to rest, the weekends.. They are packed with 'activities' as well! O_o
How the hell am I supposed to keep on living if I can't even breath??
But.. Enough ranting..
Good news??
Tomorrow, September 23rd, is my Nephew's First Birthday!!
He's the cutest, for real..
I'm making him a little painting ^^ Even though he won't even notice it.. But that's okay.. He will when he's a bit older

Oh, another BIG thing: I've had my drivers licence for almost 2 weeks now! And I can't describe how much I love it.. No more waiting in the rain for a stinking bus with stinking people that are too big for the small seats and push themselves against you which makes you squeal against the window and are way too loud and noisy and annoying and prevent you from sleeping/writing/listening music/relaxing/basically minding your own business and make you want to kick them in the nu..face..
And another plus: It takes about 40 minutes less to get to work now ^^ I love my little wittle car too He's cute and his name is Fred Yeah, I'm crazy.. Sue me -__-'

Oh yeah, and hereby I'm asking everyone to just.. tell me something randomly O_o I don't know why, but I think it'll distract me from the busyness! ^____^
So, Thanks =3

A bit too much?.. Sorry x3 More came to me while writing, so I thought I could as well write it down..